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Self-awareness
“THIS BITCH A werthless whoer! not a werth ma spellin checks!!”
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Wow, you’re hot, why are you single?
These compliments I get! They amaze even me! (via sadydoyle) -
Meta-trolling
This one isn’t good enough as a comment to include here, but I am tickled that one of today’s concern trolls actually signed the name “Greatly concerned.”
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GOSH
“ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?! PEOPLE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU! BEING FAT IS A LIFE STYLE NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST “GOT” GOSH GO WORK OUT AND EAT GOOD SERIOUS GET YOUR BUTT OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO DO SOMETHING GOOD WITH LIFE!”
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Unclear antecedent
“HAHAHA! so owned. That hooker owned you. and she has a VAGINA!”
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Tooting my own horn
“Love it, love it, love it, you self-congratulatory cunt!!”
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Exceeding expectations
“you’re an even nastier bitch than I ever realized before. And that’s saying something!”
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I’m damn sorry that anybody ever commented on my blog
“I’m damn sorry that anybody got raped, but if it happened and there’s nothing anyone could have done too prevent it, would it be wrong too say, as having never witnessed something like that, I think I would like too see it as it takes place. What happens, does he make you strip, or does he rip your clothes off you, make you commit other acts. Does he leave you with a pussy full of cum, or does he finish in your mouth, or maybe make you stick your fingers in your pussy, and make you suck it off your fingers. All kinds of things could take place I guess. since it’s going too take place anyway, would it be wrong too watch. I’ve just never seen anything like that, and just wondered what really takes place. I guess most people have never seen anything like that, and I wonder if other people are curious too. It kind of sounds like a sexual turn on. In a way it’s wrong too think like that, but at the same time I think there’s natural curiosity. It’s not meant too be offensive.”
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An hilarious and original joke
“Also women rape men too. I personally think I’m not raped enough and I think 0% of women who talk to me are rapists, sadly.”
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Jew —> !Fat
“Fat People suck
this lady sucks we shouldn’t accept fat lazy slobs that eat all planets shit up i honestly think nazis should have wiped the fat people off the planet instead of jews it would have been a better idea
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck
fat people suck” -
We also stand for cow liberation
“The bitch above me is a huge motherfucking cow. I wonder if she can bathe herself still.”
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I sense a theme
“Sexy amateurish fuck, blowjob and cum swallow.
Ex- gentleman’s gentleman fucked a drunk girl. I fucked his sister.
I eternally wanted to fuck my neighbours MOM.
My GFs sister fucks improved than GF is.
Teacher wanked my cock in head of class.” -
Yes
“what is this, some sort of blog?”
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That’s Miss Obese if you’re nasty
“Please, obese, don’t eat during yet another holiday season. Stop the intake.”
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Take my comment, please
“Thank goodness for people like you to help show the world that idiots shouldn’t be taken serious.”